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A Blonde Tries to Lose Weight

After a long day at work, people sometimes need a good laugh or two. Blonde jokes are sometimes the funniest ones out there, and there are hundreds to select from.

In one joke, a blonde goes to her doctor to receive advice about losing weight, but takes his suggestions too literally.

A Blonde Tries to Lose Weight…

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds,” he instructed.

When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nods. “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”

“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.

“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.

Oh my gosh! This joke is pure genius! I could not stop laughing! I am sharing this with all of my friends and family.

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