Eenie, Meenie, Minie, and George

A funny joke story invoking the classic children saying of "Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe."

Sometimes your family gets so big you can’t imagine having any more children. That’s exactly what happened with the woman below:

Eenie, Meenie, Minie, and George

A census taker walked up to a woman who was sitting on a porch.

After introducing himself, he said, “How many children do you have?”

The woman answered, “Four.”

The census taker asked, “May I have their names, please?”

The woman replied, “Eenie, Meenie, Minie, and George.”

Confused, the census taker said, “May I ask why you named your fourth child ‘George’?”

“Surely, because we didn’t want any Moe.”

Ha! I can definitely understand not wanting any “moe”!

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