I hate having a bad lunch. And it turns out these guys hate it so much that they’re willing to go to drastic lengths over it! Enjoy this tale of the Irishman, the Mexican, and the redneck’s lunch.

An Irishman, A Mexican, And A Redneck Have Lunch

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,

“Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.”

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I’m going to jump off too.”

The Redneck opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”

The next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage, and jumps to his death.

The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito, and jumps too.

The Redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife is weeping.

She says, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”

The Mexican’s wife also weeps and says,”I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”

Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck’s wife. “Hey, don’t look at me,” she said. “He makes his own lunch.

Wow. What a punchline! That really made me chuckle.

If you appreciate redneck humor, you’ll also love this story about an old hillbilly couple that didn’t have much use for material things.

The Old Man And The Mirror

An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people.

One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy anything.

“Well, my wife ain’t home, she’s gone down to the crick to wash clothes, but lemme see what you got,” said the man.

The peddler showed him pots and pans, tools and gadgets, but the old man wasn’t interested.

Then the man spotted a mirror and said, “What’s that?”

Before the peddler could tell him it was a mirror, the old man picked it up and said, “My gosh! How’d you get a picture of my Pappy?”

The old man was so happy he traded his wife’s best pitcher for it. The peddler left before the wife came back and spoiled his sale.

The old man was worried that the wife would be mad at him for trading her best pitcher, so he hid it in the barn behind some boxes of junk.

He would go out to the barn 2 or 3 times a day to look at the “picture” and eventually the wife got suspicious.

One day she got fed up and after he retired for the night, she went out to the barn.

She saw the mirror behind the boxes, picked it up and said, “so this is the hussy he’s been foolin’ around with!”

Well, I suppose there’s a first for everything! I’d love to be a fly on the wall in this couple’s home. They would be a riot.

If you enjoyed these funny stories, you should also read “The Redneck And The Pig.”

And be sure to share these stories to give someone else laugh!

Source: Jokes.ChristiansUnite.com

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