These are sure signs you’re getting old. But there’s one big positive at the end!

You Know You’ve Gotten Old When

I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.

I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia.

Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92.

Have lost all my friends.

But, thank God, I still have my driver’s license.

Time to fire up that Mustang!

There’s always a silver lining!

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